so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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