i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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