Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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