Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"