i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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