I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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