Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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