Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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