I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
