Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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