i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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