Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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