You're my little dorito
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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