just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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