we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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