Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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