I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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