Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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