Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
