just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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