your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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