hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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