i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The adults are the big ones right?
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