How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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