ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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