This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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