I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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