So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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