hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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