well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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