Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.