please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat