You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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