we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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