I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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