i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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