When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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