Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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