Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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