Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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