so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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