Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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