haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing