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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Ladies don't puke and tell

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