Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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