Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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