you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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