Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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