Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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