Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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