we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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