some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This baby is an asshole
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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