the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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