This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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