She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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