I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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